So I was walking home, earphones on, head slightly bobbing in time with the beat..
when I bumped into the old lady who owns the sari-sari store near our house.
Me: smiles and walks past lola*
Lola: grabs my arm from behind*
Me: eyebrows up* hi po (?) pulls out earphones*
Lola: may boyfriend ka na?
Me: wala pa po.
Lola: aynakow, dapat maganda.
Me: dapat po maganda?
Lola: pag nagboyfriend ka dapat pogi tsaka mayaman! wag mo sayangin lahi mo!